For anyone who’s interested. And guess what? There’s TONS of Ohio venues for all my Ohio buddiessssss!!!!!!
POLAND.
THERE.
IS.
POLAND.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I
I knew it. FML.
HOW IS ATLANTA NOT INCLUDED IN GEORGIA?
But nearby cities are.
LET’S HAVE A FANDOM ROAD TRIP.
fkldsjfljsdf. JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE LETS.
TORONTO! THE SHEPPARD CENTER!
LETS MAKE A DATE, BITCHES.
LET’S DO IT.
I’LL SNEAK IN, LIKE, JAM OR SOMETHING.
misez Halfsun wolks in nd sees thm cuz they leve teh door on open.
She says ewwie it bad becuz u boys no mary yet.
I DON’T THINK I CAN DO IT. SEND HELP.
Shelroc if i get pregnat I blam u! jawn says
NO. I CAN DO THIS.
Shelroc get ups and agresiv lik push jawn intos teh hard couch witch was hards lik his pee pee 2.
Nope. NOPE. I WILL RETAIN THE ABILITY TO EVEN.
Filed under; things I was honestly not expecting.
Jawn was stop drikn his witeish blakish earl tea nd says he much borde to
Dapper as fuck, that witeish blakish earl tea. Great aroma. Favorite tea.
Lik OMG smtu in ths chap
EXCUSE ME BUT WE’RE DOING THE FANFIC LIVEBLOGGING THING AGAIN NOW.
This morning, there is -gasp- controversy.
My two cents; Still weirdly okay with the whole CBS Sherlock thing. Going purely on gender dynamics, and the people who claim it would taint or cheapen the ‘romance’ between the characters, I would have to say that I am of two completely opposing minds.
On one hand, tv could always use a few more badass ladies around. This is a very simple argument that is very important.
On the other hand, if Holmes and Watson hook up, I’ll be pissed. as. fuck.
Basically, because I would even be sure if it was a ‘FUCK WAIT WE’RE AMERICAN SHOEHORN A ROMANCE INTO THIS SHIT’ or a ‘look at that homoerotic tension. How do we go into that without losing ratings? I know! Put tits on one of them!’ Not even worrying about the whole queerplatonic/asexual thing, because god knows we’ve had a bajillion adaptations in which Holmes has sex with somebody or other.
I’m now off to read and further inform my opinion. I will return when I have read the actual press release.
The name is Watson, Joan Watson. Lucy Liu is set to play Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick in CBS’ drama pilot Elementary, whose tweaks to Arthur Connan Doyle’s classic include switching Watson’s gender to female. The project, written by Robert Doherty, is set in present day and stars Jonny Lee Miller as eccentric Brit Holmes, a former consultant to Scotland Yard whose addiction problems led him to a rehab center in New York City.
DAMMIT CBS. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO WATCH YOU.
I’M SUPPOSED TO BE HATING YOU. STOP THIS NOW.
I have a tie between a file named “Gin and Whores” and a folder named “Ethically Acquired Music.”
Probably a tie between a pdf titled “Intravenous Drug Use Manual” and a Word document entitled “Sleazy Back Alley.”
Whythefuckiseveryonefrommars.doc
It involves David Bowie and a story I really want to write but probably never will.
Any fandom, any whatever, so long as it lends itself well to liveblogging.
Wel cuz she iz using teh lefthadn cleerly it jimmi morious! Shelroc lokk dramaticm cuz ov chekkbons and his kewl as jaket!
Jimmy morious must b evil lik voldimort.
JIMMY MORIOUS AAWOIFHWAOHFAOWEHF BEST FIC
BEST. FIC.
No no eat allowd evryting else transorpt.
Transorpt lik ths bus.? Both ov them asks
OMG no lik a train geeeez.
Duh, John. Obviously.
don’t tri to hate on mee if u cant evn spel
oooooh they are haveing a fite! I hop u lik the biig clifhanga.
That was not a fight.
That was a passive aggressive exchange about soap and what, in Sherlock speak, is a compliment.
Relly jawn you watn to fite agan.’ Shelroc cheekbons lokk angry.
No I want m soap bac
Jawn u llok much beta than tht dead body
Really? But that sexy decomp, you guise.
Then they hav hapy kissy timz.
This is too cute for crackfic stop it.
