Is it really only 9? Can I just finish my tea and go to bed? I hate this project. I’ve just been browsing the Tony Stark tag to avoid sifting through more ‘JESUS IS THE WAY TO HEAVEN’ websites that claim to be academic. What the fuck, historians, why couldn’t you write about shit when it happened and not three centuries after. Roman historians sucked at their jobs. And...
jon-rhys asked: Pfft. I like most dogs. But pugs are my favourite. =P
Why did you assign me to take notes on religious figures, Mr. Zinman? Why did you ask me to search the internet for reliable, unbiased information, not coming from wikipedia, about Jesus and Muhammed? Can I get out of those if I do extra notes for Elizabeth I and Caligula? How about the fact that I’m knitting your soon-to-be-kid a scarf for Christmas, when he won’t even be adopted...
jon-rhys asked: BUT PUGS ARE SO MUCH CUUUUTER. meepdonthurtmeronenagrees.
Siri Failures, Illustrated
therothwoman: vastderp: stfusexists: keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus: amaditalks: The recent illustrations of Siri, the iPhone 4S voice-recognition based assistant, failing to provide information to users about abortion, birth control, help after rape and help with domestic violence has gotten a lot of notice. Yesterday’s post with screenshots from a Twitter conversation I was a part of has...
#468 To One Of The Girls In My AfLit Class: →
fiveroundsrapid: …wow that is uncalled for. Maybe your classmate’s like me and knitting actually helps her concentrate and remember! Shocking, I know, but for some people, having something to focus their hands on actually means that they can pay better attention for longer periods than they could without something to do! Try not to faint from the shock. It may be more than your mind can...
HELLO LOR’S DASH. I am not her, but I can assure you that I am just as cool. Okay, maybe sort of cool. WHY IS THIS SCREEN DIMMING? NOOOOOOO. Nevermind. I’m cool. This screen is just a douche. ANYWAYS, this post is being made to express…Lora’s awesomeness. Because Lora is cooler than ice. Also, Adele thinks she’s cool but she’s really just like a pickle. Lor...
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits...
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education. On the other hand, it’s just in time to fuck over Harry’s exams.
I told my friend he wasn't allowed to get me a 60...
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Wikipedia. Get spoiler tags or some shit. Seriously, Wikipedia, I had actually wanted to READ One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Wikipedia, you ruin everything.
Considering using Tumblr Savior just so nudity...
but I don’t know what tags might cover that and not slash fic. Maybe silencing could just put her porn gifs behind a cut, or…? But she won’t. Because this is silencing we’re talking about.
I'm a little oblivious.
jessthemesslol: I just saw a meme that said ‘I want the next Disney prince to be gay’. I thought that was already in the El Dorado one. I might be wrong since I’ve only seen small pieces of it, and posts on Tumblr. Miguel and Tulio’s gayness isn’t exactly canon, even if it were, they both show interest in a female character at some point, they are theives, not princes, and El...
jon-rhys asked: That reminds me of a quote I can't remember. :3 WAIT I AM STILL RAGING.
Kenneth Branagh played Miguel in The Road to El...
lostthehat replied to your post: I LIKED ROMEO AND JULIET. UMAD. YOUVERYMAD. If it helps you feel kinder to it, it was meant to more parody romance stories than portray one. See: reasons why I headdesk every time someone refers to it as a love story. Oi. That does help me feel kinder to it. Yeah, I can dig Romeo and Juliet as a parody. Mostly because ‘Two people who have spent maybe 12...
Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe broke up?
penworthy: Aw D: Best of my wishes to both of them, though. And so Matt/Karen becomes reasonable again…
If you're on Tumblr and NOT a Sherlock fan come...
anti-pookie: dr-john-holmes: romanclee: ununpentium: actually I am not sorry If you have never seen Sherlock, you’ve got a month to watch series 1. You will not be disappointed. It’s only a fiver on amazon so you have no excuse.
Dishonesty Hour →
Send me questions and I will answer with definite lies.
Doctor Who (-related) videos that you should know...
flapperorslapper: This is my best attempt at gathering together a list of streaming links (mostly from youtube) to additional Doctor Who material, not included in regular broadcasted episodes. It focuses on the new (aka 2005 revived) series, and contains only canon(-ish) material. In other words, things like outtakes, interviews, behind the scenes shenanigans, and hilariousity David Tennant...
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
jon-rhys asked: D; abuser wacks me in the belly to prove her point. I FEEL NO LOVE. MY HEART IS BROKEN. PIECES, man.
jon-rhys asked: I LIKED ROMEO AND JULIET. UMAD. YOUVERYMAD.
bankston asked: My praise for the "MacArthur Park" reference.
Rocked ancient Greece test. Bored now.
Anybody mind filling my ask with your sexy, sexy questions for the next twenty minutes?
Read ahead and finished Othello regardless of...
OH MY GOD. EMILIA. BB. LET ME LOVE YOU. And, I mean, I love Shakespeare, but most of his plays aren’t outstanding, to me, but this one is just wonderful. I love it love it love it. No bullshit comedy bits (eg, the bit with the drunk doorman in Macbeth), no idiot plots (Romeo and Juliet), and not a single boring character (Polonius, Banquo). Iago is instantly the most interesting man in...
Lora you are doing football things, aren’t you? Lora where were you today? You’d better be sick. You missed me being awesome.
anti-pookie replied to your chat: Reason #3284 Being Queer Really Sucks I would be bi-romantic-curious (shut up, it’s totally a thing) for you. And that’s all that matters, really, is that people on Tumblr would date you. I would date all my followers. Just sayin’.
Reason #3284 Being Queer Really Sucks
Me: Hey, I think I love this girl.
Reality: She's straight.
Me: But, I mean, really, even so, I just really love her. Not even in a sexual way, I just want to be with her all the time.
Reality: Sorry, dumbass. She's straight.
Me: But I feel like I can't lie to her.
Reality: She's straight and it will ruin your friendship forever.
Me: But -
Reality: Everyone you love is straight and you will die cold and alone.
Me: But what if she was bi-romantic or something? We could still be together, right?
Reality: AHAHA! You're hilarious! That's so sweet, honey. Go back to watching Doctor Who.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A 'FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
In 48 hours, political leaders in Russia will vote... →
therothwoman: im-not-o-fucking-hungry: PLEASE REBLOG - IT ONLY TAKES 5 MINUTES Even less than that.
Also. Finally beat Assassin's Creed Bro-Hood...
sketchlock: BASLD;KNBA;LSKBLKDBKSND THAT ENDING WHAT THE. XMAS CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH. REVELATIONS I’M READY FOR YOUUUU. Though I do have to go and finish all the side-quests because they are ridiculously fun. ASDFJKSDFJSF I KNOW RIGHT. I finished it just before FanExpo this year and spent half the weekend pestering the guys as the Ubisoft booth and one of the voice actors for information.
radiofreeskaro: The Doctor, The Widow, and the Wardrobe – Trailer http://t.co/tRBYQUZX #doctorwho This excites me. Because last year, the Christmas edition of Doctor Who Magazine had a one-off comic called The Professor, the Queen, and the Bookshop. It was basically a strange, AU Doctor Who/Chronicles of Narnia crossover, and the last page was explaining how the Doctor and Amy crashed a...
Holy crap. Holy crap. Guys.
therothwoman: Guys. Guys. Remember that short play I wrote for Playwriting class around this time last year where I named the two characters after Pat and Jamie Well I just got an e-mail from my professor saying that they want to produce my play as part of Wooster’s New Play Festival this spring This is happening you guys THIS IS WONDERFUL. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR SOME REASON.